10 Things I Wish I Could Say To People (**alot of these are work related as I am frustrated with my job, and therefore contain BAD words!):

1.)If you're going to bitch with me about someone, don't fucking tell them what I said afterwards!!
2.)Give me a goddam break.
3.)Get over yourself and grow up!
4.) Yes, I am that very famous author you love so much.
5.)You are an IDIOT.
6.)Pull your weight, or fuck off out of my team.
7.)You have no idea how irritating you are.
8.)No, I am not coming in to work today. I'm staying at home and writing my dissertation in bed.
9.)NO, we do not accept FUCKING CREDIT CARDS!!
10.)When u kiss me like that it reminds me of a wet fish. I hate fish.


Nine things about myself:
1.) I love writing.
2.) I miss Manchester and want to be back there now.
3.) I never, ever have enough time.
4.) I work at Alton Towers running a donut stand. It is impossibly unsatisfactory.
5.) I am quite strange.
6.) I like to think I can have my cake and eat it.
7.) I am impossibly unorganised.
8.) I am stupidly clumsy.
9.) I am feeling hideously low and crap about current situations.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1.) Kiss me, well.
2.) Make me really nice food.
3.) Flirt alot.
4.) Make an effort to read my work.
5.) Give me an honest opinion about it.
6.) Listen to what I have to say.
7.) Make me laugh.
8.) Give me a hug.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1.) Fuck, fucking fuck.
2.) I need a cigarette.
3.) I cannot be bothered to do ANYTHING.
4.) I need to do more work for my dissertation.
5.) I work too much.
6.) I wonder if there is a gene that makes people more accident prone.
7.) hmmmm.... foood!

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1.) sort my work uniform
2.) watch TV
3.) read
4.) clean my teeth
5.) have a bath
6.) put on my PJ's

Five places I want to visit:
1.) Thorpe Park (to go on the new Saw ride)
2.) Rome
3.) Barcalona
4.) Russia
5.) My new house

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1.) Dressing gown
2.) scarf
3.) cardigan
4.) plimsolls

Three bands that I listen to often:
1.)Arctic Monkeys
2.)Jamie T
3.)Bon Jovi

Two things I want to do before I die:
1.) Publish a book
2.) have a child.

One confession:
1.) I hardly attended or revised for the second year of my degree and I passed with a 2:1.


Not much of a confession:
I have a large tattoo and I really really want more, and will have more, despite my mother hating them and telling me that I am not allowed any more.